I tore the fabric of space
Interrupting my affectionate stalking
Spurts of longing, interspersed
with spasms of premature spunk
In vain, hankering to attain that next level rush
Oh you're a dirty girl aren't you
That's when I was discovered...
Her shrieks royally flushing my cheeks with shock
-Superseded by pallid chagrin
I fumble to bail,
Pants entrenched around my ankles
Premeditative,
Of absent-mind, in haste
Prime directive a method of escape
Evasion failing
Detection:
Imminent
Reflecting a grim lack of circumspection,
accursed perversion
Trying to conceal my turgid erection
Her father particularly beyond reason
And not fond of my indecency for his daughter
Proceeds pummeling me to death with my beloved binoculars
Devoid of clairvoyance;
I am coincidentally sent
outward toward oblivion
Bon voyage through the portal
Falling facefirst into an abysmal wormhole
Its then I voyaged backward through time
To the moment of Creation
And witnessed the universe
Fuck itself from naught to existence
Spewing forth such cataclysmic splendor