Set my clothes ablaze
I do not need them anyway
I've founded Scotland's first nudist colony.
Scrap my car and pack in my job
and head for the nearest beauty spot,
I've founded Scotland's first nudist colony.
Be brave and join me in the hills
but be careful not to catch a chill,
I've founded Scotland's first nudist colony.
Feel the freedom on your skin,
if you wear clothes you won't fit in
at Scotland's first nudist colony.
We bathe in the sun and dance in the rain
When it snows we'll pray for clothes again
and shut down Scotland's first nudist colony.