Everything Free (for $99)
by etrages
Carb free french fries every single kind of
nut has turned to butter oat milk pea milk
soy milk rice milk possum milk dairy free nut free gluten
free sugar free soy free
cookies (not free by the way)
lucky charms with no luck and no charm
coconut yogurt cashew yogurt every single type of
yogurt except the one the cows gave us
ginger gum ginger beer ginger shots but
no gum no beer no shots
banana grape blueberry
ice cream
with ice and water and ice and water and
no cream
Impossible
Burger made from the ground up
but up on the ground
a lollipop costs $7 because it comes from a
tree.