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Groundhog's Day For A Piece Of Straw

The straw that broke the camel's back Was auctioned off on Ebay And bought by an amnesiac Who liked collecting hay. If possession is nine-tenths of the law All I need to do now Is buy the final straw And then he was sectioned And taken away.
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