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4/8/2017 Monogamous Cat Today I met a monogamous cat. I was twirling the keys to my Black Saturn Sauntering from my Clients home After making him breakfast And In the wide paved road sat a fluffy orange cat with a pink collar. Staring at me. I put my keys away and knelt down in the middle of the road. My red converse cracking a bit As I bend down to present my hand. The cat came over when I called Sniffed and let me pet her on the head, neck, and back Nuzzled into my Khaki pants I took this as a sign of friendship naturally, I went to rub this cats belly oh, boy, was that the wrong move. The messege was clear. I was not this kitty's owner, And she was having none of my **** She left my hand, more blood than skin I pet her on the head one last time to let her know We could still be friends. I shouldn't have been so forward. But how am I supposed to know a species notorious for hedonism produced a monogamous cat? I am greatful she knows her boundaries that she is comfortable cutting a man When he crosses them.
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Apr 8, 2017
Apr 8, 2017 at 11:06 AM UTC
Monogamous Cat
4/8/2017 Monogamous Cat Today I met a monogamous cat. I was twirling the keys to my Black Saturn Sauntering from my Clients home After making him breakfast And In the wide paved road sat a fluffy orange cat with a pink collar. Staring at me. I put my keys away and knelt down in the middle of the road. My red converse cracking a bit As I bend down to present my hand. The cat came over when I called Sniffed and let me pet her on the head, neck, and back Nuzzled into my Khaki pants I took this as a sign of friendship naturally, I went to rub this cats belly oh, boy, was that the wrong move. The messege was clear. I was not this kitty's owner, And she was having none of my **** She left my hand, more blood than skin I pet her on the head one last time to let her know We could still be friends. I shouldn't have been so forward. But how am I supposed to know a species notorious for hedonism produced a monogamous cat? I am greatful she knows her boundaries that she is comfortable cutting a man When he crosses them.
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Apr 8, 2017
Apr 8, 2017 at 11:06 AM UTC
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