My New Found Fashion Trend

My New Found Fashion Trend You know I never really understood Why they wear their pants that way Pull them down to their knees And walk around all day But they say it is the fashion It's a new trend I should try That underwear is very cool And catches people's eyes So I decided I should try it I pulled my pants down way to far Then to show the world how hip I was I walked through Central Park All the Children were excited I saw them point my way They even told their teacher But she made them look the other way Well then two cops they came running I assumed to see my style I thought my trend was catching on But those cops they didn't smile Those cops would start a new trend One I didn't like as much They put my hands behind my back And slapped on silver cuffs Now this jail cell seems so small With this big man next to me He says he'll be my best friend And he likes just what he sees So glad to see this courtroom Filled with people from the streets They yell rethink your fashion trend If you're wearing a G-String Well the Judge he was not happy But he would not give me time He said wear a G-String where you want No one can take that right You see the Judge he wore a G-String Underneath his long black robe Since he did not find me guilty A free man I could go So I walked outside that courtroom As a free man once again And became so very famous For my New Found Fashion Trend Carl Joseph Roberts

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