Welcome to America
Where education is top priority
With the exception of football
Welcome to America
Where we believe in world peace
We also believe in the biggest military in the world
Welcome to America
Where all men and women are created equal
But being gay is the greatest sin
Welcome to America
Where we like to make fun of everybody
Just don't call us fat
Welcome to America
Where we love our food so much
We've managed to make it fake
Welcome to our great patriotic country of America
We might as well be the only country in the world
Seriously, if it wasn't for us, the nazis would still be in power