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Adam’s urination was obnoxious in duration Misidentification of the peeing location Caused initial complication, then a long deliberation Yet upon his infiltration of the urinary station We waited in frustration, with a growing perturbation But soon anticipation, fell to demoralisation Why this elongation of his bladder evacuation? Is his stream without cessation in this lengthy expellation!? We waited in vexation through lavatorial vacation… Was it *** misapplication, needing re-sanitisation? Or perhaps an altercation with the flush mechanisation? Or maybe ************ for some cheap gratification? Excuse the scandalisation of his prolonged defecation This versification of constipation has a solid allegation Tis not a fabrication, that a massive **** was taken!
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Jul 7, 2025
Jul 7, 2025 at 10:54 AM UTC
Adam’s Urination
Adam’s urination was obnoxious in duration Misidentification of the peeing location Caused initial complication, then a long deliberation Yet upon his infiltration of the urinary station We waited in frustration, with a growing perturbation But soon anticipation, fell to demoralisation Why this elongation of his bladder evacuation? Is his stream without cessation in this lengthy expellation!? We waited in vexation through lavatorial vacation… Was it *** misapplication, needing re-sanitisation? Or perhaps an altercation with the flush mechanisation? Or maybe ************ for some cheap gratification? Excuse the scandalisation of his prolonged defecation This versification of constipation has a solid allegation Tis not a fabrication, that a massive **** was taken!
Just a short satirical poem about a friend who took too long in the bathroom…
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Jul 7, 2025
Jul 7, 2025 at 10:54 AM UTC
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