I've tried binge-watching you,
But the script is inconsistent.
Something about the characters
Is forced.
Each episode is too long,
Overly dramatic.
You think you’re a comedy;
You’re horror.
The production values are stellar,
But they’re wasted on you.
At 155 episodes and 7 seasons,
You should have ended after the first arc.
Your ratings are high.
So what?
Enjoy the attention.
I’m not coming back.
Jul 2, 2016
Jul 2, 2016 at 9:15 AM UTC
I've tried binge-watching you,
But the script is inconsistent.
Something about the characters
Is forced.
Each episode is too long,
Overly dramatic.
You think you’re a comedy;
You’re horror.
The production values are stellar,
But they’re wasted on you.
At 155 episodes and 7 seasons,
You should have ended after the first arc.
Your ratings are high.
So what?
Enjoy the attention.
I’m not coming back.
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