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Why do poets always talk about the ocean's waves, about their single file march to shore, and yet never talk about my grandmother's farts, which arrive in time, one after the other, with equal regularity? Are these poets too holy to comment on anything less than nature's flashiest gestures? Are we going to spend another millenia searching for meaning in sunsets and waterfalls? Or will we finally turn our ear to Grammy's **** and away from all that pretty stuff, and hear that foul, muted trumpet sing, marking the end of an era?
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Mar 18, 2015
Mar 18, 2015 at 4:45 PM UTC
On Poets and Farts
Why do poets always talk about the ocean's waves, about their single file march to shore, and yet never talk about my grandmother's farts, which arrive in time, one after the other, with equal regularity? Are these poets too holy to comment on anything less than nature's flashiest gestures? Are we going to spend another millenia searching for meaning in sunsets and waterfalls? Or will we finally turn our ear to Grammy's **** and away from all that pretty stuff, and hear that foul, muted trumpet sing, marking the end of an era?
bo-burnham
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Mar 18, 2015
Mar 18, 2015 at 4:45 PM UTC
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