An excited paleontologist
called his friend and said,
“I discovered a fully preserved
T-Rex skeleton!”
The friend smiled and replied,
“Congratulations, my friend.
I’m very happy for you.”
“But guess what? I have found
a living dinosaur—
bigger, hungrier,
and more notorious than the T-Rex.”
“What? Where?”
asked the friend, amused.
“In the White House.
We call him Trumposaurus.”