The moon's not a crescent
It doesn't glow
It doesn't shine
It doesn't hang in the air
It doesn't show your love
Or mine
Blood moons? Not ******
Blue moons? Not blue
Super moons? Not so super
New moons? Anything but new
Superstitious? Full moons
Don't fill the earth with fright
Don't induce labor
Nor raise werewolves
In the night
No man in the moon
Hate to break it to you
Moon's mysterious myths
Mere legends
All untrue
These unscientific lyrics
Carelessly thrown around
What a load of crock!
The moon is nothing more
Than a cold empty sphere
A pale lifeless rock
And this just in
From all the moonlight lovers:
So is my soul, what a shock!
Aug 17, 2018
Aug 17, 2018 at 1:12 AM UTC
The moon's not a crescent
It doesn't glow
It doesn't shine
It doesn't hang in the air
It doesn't show your love
Or mine
Blood moons? Not ******
Blue moons? Not blue
Super moons? Not so super
New moons? Anything but new
Superstitious? Full moons
Don't fill the earth with fright
Don't induce labor
Nor raise werewolves
In the night
No man in the moon
Hate to break it to you
Moon's mysterious myths
Mere legends
All untrue
These unscientific lyrics
Carelessly thrown around
What a load of crock!
The moon is nothing more
Than a cold empty sphere
A pale lifeless rock
And this just in
From all the moonlight lovers:
So is my soul, what a shock!
