If I were a gal, (all though I am not),
I'd leave the seat up, when leaving the ***
For by SOME men, without even causing a frown,
accidents DO happen to a seat left down.
And one day, as you hastily take a seat,
reminded you'll be of the mentioned feat.
For on the seat, where you just had a sit;
you then discover, it had happened to it.
Therefore, everywhere, this lesson do cry:
leave the seat up, and keep your *** dry!
Jun 3, 2016
Jun 3, 2016 at 2:51 AM UTC
If I were a gal, (all though I am not),
I'd leave the seat up, when leaving the ***
For by SOME men, without even causing a frown,
accidents DO happen to a seat left down.
And one day, as you hastily take a seat,
reminded you'll be of the mentioned feat.
For on the seat, where you just had a sit;
you then discover, it had happened to it.
Therefore, everywhere, this lesson do cry:
leave the seat up, and keep your *** dry!
