Grown Up "Cool Kids"
Nowadays cool kids are wearing business
Suits and ties all the boring time,
Nowadays cool kids are chewing tobacco
Drinking Budweiser AND wine,
Nowadays cool kids are driving break neck
Speed to get to everyday places,
Nowadays cool kids are going to war and
Using bombs to "save us,"
Nowadays cool kids are paying $6,000 for
The cheapest pair of braces,
So this is what being "cool" is all about?
And this is what makes America so proud?
Where I come from being cool is being wise,
Staying clean and sober, honest girls and guys,
Who don't have to hurt their health
Just to have a really good time.