when I was a kid I'd always ask
myself how would
life be if I were a
telephone pole
or a spirit trapped inside
a telephone pole
sitting there day and night,
winter and summer
and autumn and spring
just sitting
and watching
and perhaps hearing the
conversations of people
over the telephone, because their
words pass through me
and I communicate with the other
telephone poles and have our
network where we share
stuff we hear and see
while remaining totally indifferent
to emergency calls and people's
drama and tragedy and all of life
that's how life would be if
I were a telephone pole
pretty damn nice
with no school or work to do
and no people to deal with
So when I was a kid I wished
I were a telephone pole
but then I remembered...
If I'm a telephone pole I
can't pet dogs anymore
it's not worth it