Out of paper? Need a trowel?
Use a bidet and dry with a towel.
No way to clean? No toilet paper?
Bidet your stuff into a vapor.
When TP hoarders make you pray,
Answer those prayers with a cool bidet.
My new bidet is a real treat;
I spray the mess right off my seat.
My bidet arrived at the very last hour;
The TP’s gone, but my butt loves to shower.
While friends miss paper and complain,
My bidet cleans me like the rain.
When paper’s gone and you’re a mess,
Think “bidet” for cleanliness.
When water cleans you, life is fine,
So join me on the bidet line.