jingle splat, christmas song
jingle splat jingle splat
splatting all the day
falling on a nice cream pie
cheering all the way
jingle splat jingle splat
cheering for the mob
oh yeah, the big party dude
splatting all day long
you see on christmas eve
2 fat people have a dance
lifting up their body yeah
just to go splat on the floor
then they got right up
after 5 minutes on the ground
and then some cruel teasers said
they were the fattest people in town
ya see we go jiggle splat jingle splat
all over the dance floor, yeah
ya see we wanted to be thin my friend
but the forces of evilly made us fat
a day or 2 ago
we drank 2 bottles of egg nog oh yeah
and we got as drunk as skunks
and boy, our bellies were growing a lot
and we could hardly see our toes
as we ate the christmas cake
and then 2 ladies walked right past them
and they were as skinny as a rake
we go jingle splat jingle splat
all over the ****** floor
but we were so ****** fat
we could hardly fit through the door
jingle splat jingle splat
christmas day is near
this is the day, we splat around ya know
eating fatty food all the day
Nov 8, 2015
Nov 8, 2015 at 11:23 PM UTC
jingle splat, christmas song
jingle splat jingle splat
splatting all the day
falling on a nice cream pie
cheering all the way
jingle splat jingle splat
cheering for the mob
oh yeah, the big party dude
splatting all day long
you see on christmas eve
2 fat people have a dance
lifting up their body yeah
just to go splat on the floor
then they got right up
after 5 minutes on the ground
and then some cruel teasers said
they were the fattest people in town
ya see we go jiggle splat jingle splat
all over the dance floor, yeah
ya see we wanted to be thin my friend
but the forces of evilly made us fat
a day or 2 ago
we drank 2 bottles of egg nog oh yeah
and we got as drunk as skunks
and boy, our bellies were growing a lot
and we could hardly see our toes
as we ate the christmas cake
and then 2 ladies walked right past them
and they were as skinny as a rake
we go jingle splat jingle splat
all over the ****** floor
but we were so ****** fat
we could hardly fit through the door
jingle splat jingle splat
christmas day is near
this is the day, we splat around ya know
eating fatty food all the day