My resting bitch face is my superpower,
That and my ability to survive.
But you can’t have one without the other,
My survival and my superpower walk hand in hand through the valley that is
“Sweetheart” men,
Kissy face men,
Will shout at you in the street men
And will say you were asking for it men.
You thought I wanted it?
Look at this bitch face,
And tell me I wanted it, bitch.
I have learnt that the world will throw knives and snarls in my direction,
And a simple smile will not end this affection,
And so a resting bitch face ends that sort of erection.
Because suddenly, when you look like a woman who won’t take shit,
Men won’t give you shit.
When life gives you lemons,
Make a damn orange.
You won’t be given anything.
One day, I’m gonna tell my baby girl
“Remember, a resting bitch face is your superpower,
And you can do anything you put your mind to.”
I have survived everything that has come my way so far,
Me and my resting bitch face will rule this world.