So picture this:
A girl and her friend.
Her good friend.
Her good friend finds a better friend.
A guy, of course.
What's next?
Hidden love,
Oh, I must've forgotten,
We haven't gotten past 5th grade yet, have we?
"I love her."
"I don't like him."
"I saw them holding hands the other day."
"Are they going out?"
I don't know.
What should I recount next?
Ah, shall I start with the broken promises?
The false statements?
The most conspicuous lies?
Oh boo-hoo,
wallow in a pit of despair.
Cry me a river, why don't you?