Grow! Grow! Grow!
Or you'll be left behind
How productive was your week?
Are you accountable for your time?
Tell me just what it is-
You bring to the table
How much would you profit me?
If you are even able.
Next! Next! Next!
Could you command a room?
Can you read context?
Tell me your greatest weakness
Is it also your greatest strength?
What exactly is your worth?
When you include your height and weight.
Are you reliable?
Do you think you're personable?
How do you work with coworkers?
Would you share bathrooms with her?
How flexible is your time-
when in truth its actually mine.
Good answer, sign this line,
No need to know what this implies.
See you Monday, watch your breaks.
Be on time, don't clock out late.
Remember there's no overtime.
My door is open anytime.
Welcome to the family.
Weekly breakdowns guaranteed.
Tour our facility, get to know the faculty.
We've had to lock the balcony,
apart from that small tragedy,
here we live quite lavishly.
First day's always the hardest one
Keep your head down till it's done
If you can bare the powderkeg
You can expect your weekly check
See you soon and don't forget,
You haven't even started yet!