A quiet drink you say,
Sounds nice if I may.
What hustle and bustle;
Can’t move a muscle.
Can you feel that beat;
Can’t stand the heat.
Was that wine or a beer?
So loud I can’t hear.
You fancy a what?
Here, have a nut.
What was that you say?
You want to stay.
Sod this for a laugh,
I’m off home for a bath.