there once was a happy family that lived in a cottage at the end of a long and winding road.
once a week, in the morning, the mother walked down to the town square to trade at the market. sometimes she brought the children along, if they promised to be on their best behavior; they always crossed their hearts and hoped to die.
every week the last stop they made was at the butcher's shop. the butcher was well known in this town and several towns surrounding it. everyone came to them for their meat, which was prepared and wrapped right in front of you.
the best part was their price: all they asked was that you watch as they carved slices of flesh from their own body with expert precision.