an early christmas on jupiter moon by briano alliano

Briano Alliano performing at jupiter moon hi dudes and welcome to Jupiter Moon and today christmas has come early with a whole lot of funny christmas carols that i have wrote and the first one joy to the world joy to the world christmas is great a bumper holiday, i say, mate you see we have roast dinners and pavlova and fruit punch and a mighty tasty super slush tasty for the mouth, tasty for the mouth tasty tasty, tasty for the mouth i rule the world with my magic wand i wave it when i feel great hills and plains and rocks and streams to sit and have a look at the wonderful water, at the wonderful water at the at the wonderful water, oh yeah, you can almost taste that wine that jesus turned it into joy to the earth, oh jesus birth thanks to the might of cronus you see as his arrival into the world made everyone happy yeah we sing the beautiful carols we sing the beautiful carols we sing we sing we sing the beautiful carols with all our pride, ok dudes, that was a great song and here is my version of christmas bells are ringing marshmallows and flavoured milk oh what a wonderful sight you see opening christmas presents underneath the christmas tree there are gifts for uncle Tom and uncle Jay and each kid gave each present a little play they sang carols like deck the halls and away in a manger, silent night and joy to the world and then out came the fruit punch we all can share we go ding a ling ding a ling christmas bells are ringing oh yeah let’s party on christmas day is coming the party is on for young and old then mrs ratcombe came out we thought ‘what a mole’ ding a ling oh yeah let it ring the christmas bells are ringing ding a ling, oh yeah it will ring every single day yeah santa came through your computer screen tonight saying ho ho ho to you and he left many presents for mark and tom and little baby foo you see they fed their faces on turkey and lollies and more food and each kid told santa that they were very good ding a ling ding a ling christmas bells are ringing santa coming through your computer screen to leave your presents there and at each house he will have marshmallow slice and beer and coke and rum balls and white christmas, oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah ding a ling the christmas bells are ringing merry christmas dudes hi dudes and wasn’t that a great song and now here is sitting at the mall, because there is nothing i like better is sitting at the mall especially as the christmas tree is up, here it goes sitting at the mall and man, i eat too much junk food it makes me slow it makes me weary you see i want to positive so let’s party from now to christmas, fine i will go to my family’s house and listen to the carols play you see this brings on a perfect life i like singing christmas carols around the table on christmas day i want to see the christmas parade in adelaide and a few weeks later in perth and video them for youtube, so i can push up my views every kid and big strong adult would say merry christmas and have a wonderful day and i go about my life filled with junk food saying hi di hi di ho, the big fat elephant is so slow and i see the kids playing with their christmas gifts oh yeah they consume lolly after lolly and they will get really fat they will look liken santa, how about that so i can feel fit and be a cool entertainer singing jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way oh what fun it is to play on santa’s one horse open sleigh and i am dreaming of a white christmas down here well stop, cause in Australia it’s too damn hot thanks dudes and now as it is coming on a bit of summer weather You see it's the summer weather The barbecues are being cooked so well yeah And the swimmers at the beach are swimming between flags avoiding the sharks And those crazy surfers as they surf with Santa they drop off at the night club to order a pina calada, yeah, that sure keeps us cool You see it's summer weather And you sun bake on the beach yeah put on heaps of suncream, so cancer don’t strike, yeah yeah yeah You see it's the summer weather My poppy came out with a nice beer And my two kids bobby and Toby had a coke and they enjoyed that a lot You see it takes away the hot, especially in ice And it is great in the summer weather Cause our drinks keeps us cool You see it's the summer weather The cricket and baseball is a playing You see the players take about 5 hours to move oh yeah And we see these players stand around forever And in late of summer is the summer of tennis watching the best players from around the world and afterwards they go to the pub and celebrate we say it's the summer weather cause those drinks keeps us cool it’s the summer weather, the end of another year yeah we lay the fireworks on the beach so the lightshow, will be great as midnight approaches we yell HAPPY NEW YEAR and then we say what great summer weather, out champagne sure, keeps us cool and now here is the song summer wonderland The beer is chilling in the esky Abc the BBQ is nice and hot yeah And the kids are playing with their presents oh yeah that sounds real rad And the swimming pool is being cleaned by your father and you can't swim in it cause the pool claurine Can kill you well You see we are running around Up up and down In a summer wonderland You see Johnny Butthead and Micheal Kenny and Robbie roe And Kenny gee gee And the superman of the heavens Brings us nice weather and that makes us feel great yeah Walking around singing a song Walking in a summer wonderlsnd On the beach we all made a sand castle and buried uncle Robbie In the sand and then as he called Out come on ya bludgers Give us adults a bloody hand You see when Robbie got out of that He jumped around the beach I was buried in sand And yeah mate yeah I understand Walking along singing a song Living in a summer wonderland ok dudes, that was a great song, and now dudes here is a song about santa claus new journey you see santa claus came through the computer through the computer through the computer santa claus cam through my computer, to give the gifts oh yeah every time he came through the computer rolling around in cyber space every time he came through the computer, he went up and then went down you see tommy was a little boy trying to be good and susie was a little girl who wanted santa to come, oh yeah but susie was raised with santa going down the chimney yeah and she went in and asked her dad, how can santa come here and dad got out his apple Mac and said santa claus comes through this computer through this computer through this computer santa claus comes through this computer to zap your presents there you every christmas he comes through your computer rolling around in cyber space you see you can see every christmas eve you can see in your computer a vision of santa coming through santa claus comes through your computer through your computer through your computer santa comes through your computers santa will still eat lollies and cakes and a nice cold can of beer so don’t be shy to leave them out as santa will be happy oh yeah you see christmas day is a good day for santa to drop by but for those families who have no chimney they will wonder how you see santa claus comes through your computer through your computer through your computer santa claus comes through your computer, ready to zap presents to you here he is going through your computer, rolling around in cyber space you see here santa is dropping from your apple Mac with a very loud thump santa claus comes through your computer through your computer through your computer you see santa is dropping through your computer, oh yeah let’s party on and now here is stop dreaming of a white christmas, cause it’s too damn hot, pretty cool dude You see I believe the North Pole is Great and has a lot of penazz oh yeah And Robbie roe decided to host his Own Christmas bash with a BBQ and beer oh yeah come on And then Martin pence bought 100 cases of the most expensive Wine money can buy And his 12 year old son Said what about the coke dad oh yeah You see it"s bloody hot and you have for a drink so what about us Kids we need coke, oh yeah And Martin prince said to his son That we will have enough coke Oh yeah cute cause it's hot And we need to cool ourselves down So stop dreaming of a white Christmas cause it!'s too damn hot And on the day of Christmas Eve it hit 37 degees and we didn't feel like doing much let alone the preparation of the party so what we did is have a 5 hour dip in the swimming pool oh yeah carn Christmas spirit right out of me, oh yeah come on dudes And the kids kept on jumping on us Leaving us sore but at least we were having a nice dip in the pool to cool ourselves down do we can get ready for the party oh yeah mate yeah So stop dreaming of a white Christmas cause it's too damn hot you see you see with pretty great Mountains and candy cane fountains so stop dreaming of a white Christmas csuse it's too damn hot for that too damn stop dreaming of a white Christmas cause it's too damn hot for that The kids are playing backyard cricket yeah and the men came out To have a hit and the ladies are in There swearing as they cook the bird But the ladies have an agreement That the kids and men all do the cleaning up and talk about the sports whilst doing that So stop dreaming of a white Christmas cause dudes It's too damn hot too damn hot Too damn hot for that No white Christmases in Australia pal and now it’s time to go, goodbye jupiter moon

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