ittle baby Danny should fucken practice what he preaches
You see when little baby Danny came to town
He was determined to grow up and be an adult
But in his first job he said to the boss, I don't like they way he is looking at me
And after that he quits, the next job was group job
Where everyone teased him and made him feel bad
And in the evening he goes to his neighbours house and basically tells him to shut up
He picked little Danny up and says to him
Don't ever come here again. Cause if you do, I fucken kill ya
And then he went to vinnies, to help the people there
And that went alright untill two trouble makers came
To his house and pulled him in the car and robbed all his savings
You see if it was me, I would kick him like a kid and run on down the road
But little baby Danny has his savings stolen
Well you ain't getting me, no way, dudes
Then he went to Samaritan house and his shoes were stolen
And he yelled forever, hey dude alright
Then he started to go to the drop in is where we actually met
He was going around preaching to everyone saying get a job you retard
Get a job you retard, he was doing that because people weren't inspiring him
Except for me, and he wanted me to have a lot of good close friends
And not worry about losers like him
But I was happy to be cool with the party crowd
Especially when I went partying with him
I danced, and I was very cool, and all he did
Is go for a late night walk through the UC
Maybe he really liked me, and maybe he was too scared to say goodbye
To me, cause I am in the cool crowd and he is in the loser crowd
There's nothing about him that makes him like the cool crowd
I took him to the Australia day concert, and I stayed there
Even if I was looking up oddly, and feeling a bit weird
But I still had fun, cause I am cool, and you can still be an adult and be cool
He went home, saying he had anxiety issues, well his is, the spelling of loser
I tried to keep him safe by having him over my house
And cooking him a meal, the truth is, I am cool, but I believe in fonzies cool
Have a job, explore the country and the world, and always have a smile on my face, because I live life to the full, while little baby Danny suffers through the pressures of life.
Yes, now we aren't close anymore, and that suits me fine, yes little baby Danny
Go and get a job you shy little retard.