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the jew in you, something you long suspected, or long lamented. too bad, the absence of this moniker if it   ain’t applicable directly to your sorry *** after all who doesn’t want to be among the ch-ch-chosen peeps? this blessing in disguise, it’s very special to be hated by almost, everyone. hatred,, the great equalizer, highlighting your choicest features race, gender, roman nose, etc., etc., etc. but like the song said, though somebody may hate unlucky you, everybody, no exceptions, hates the jews. everyone knows the jews own the banks. everybody hates the banks who leave you on hold, leaving you, wondering why, they won’t give you back at the ATM, the good money you lent them, so you must be minimum 10% shrewish (shhhh-jewish) or whaat! why? yup, your deposit is a liability on their books, (they owe it back to you) so you too are a moneylender, congrats! welcome to the club, the club of being a liability. we jews travel around the world, chased out from almost everywhere. so we invented the around-world-cruise, and the world gave us steerage class to remind us, even the jew in you, that’s OUR special place. postscript: (All) Jewish Lives Matter! Oy! (don’t get me started...)
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Oct 10, 2020
Oct 10, 2020 at 12:32 PM UTC
The Jew in You
the jew in you, something you long suspected, or long lamented. too bad, the absence of this moniker if it   ain’t applicable directly to your sorry *** after all who doesn’t want to be among the ch-ch-chosen peeps? this blessing in disguise, it’s very special to be hated by almost, everyone. hatred,, the great equalizer, highlighting your choicest features race, gender, roman nose, etc., etc., etc. but like the song said, though somebody may hate unlucky you, everybody, no exceptions, hates the jews. everyone knows the jews own the banks. everybody hates the banks who leave you on hold, leaving you, wondering why, they won’t give you back at the ATM, the good money you lent them, so you must be minimum 10% shrewish (shhhh-jewish) or whaat! why? yup, your deposit is a liability on their books, (they owe it back to you) so you too are a moneylender, congrats! welcome to the club, the club of being a liability. we jews travel around the world, chased out from almost everywhere. so we invented the around-world-cruise, and the world gave us steerage class to remind us, even the jew in you, that’s OUR special place. postscript: (All) Jewish Lives Matter! Oy! (don’t get me started...)
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Oct 10, 2020
Oct 10, 2020 at 12:32 PM UTC
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