There once was a man from Duluth
Who they said possessed only one tooth
All of his food
Was either boiled or stewed
It's strange, but I swear it's the truth
While it's true that this man liked to eat
He couldn't chew solids like meat
He liked soft foods like rice
Mashed potatoes were nice
And bread, soft buttered whole wheat
Jan 4
Jan 4, 2026 at 9:45 AM UTC
There once was a man from Duluth
Who they said possessed only one tooth
All of his food
Was either boiled or stewed
It's strange, but I swear it's the truth
While it's true that this man liked to eat
He couldn't chew solids like meat
He liked soft foods like rice
Mashed potatoes were nice
And bread, soft buttered whole wheat
