Little Blue's Great American Dream—
to watch the World Cup and
visit Niagara Falls.
It got so excited,
and left in such a haste,
it forgot to bring its passport.
Poor thing got arrested at the airport
and was put in the detention center.
But when the guard was looking elsewhere,
it sneaked past and ran away.
Caught the next flight
back home, exhausted.
Turned on the TV,
sat on the pillow,
and said,
"It's always better to watch
football on TV."