**** this.
****.
i **** hookers then rob them.
i thought it'd be a good idea.
then i realized it blows
harder than skanks **** ****.
go ahead, steal this.
it'd make a great greeting card.

the drugs wore off
its late
ima go to sleep

i ate a ping pong ball to see if it would come out the same shape it went in.
it never came out.

you're slow
you smell bad
you're smile makes people cringe
you're not just fat, your unhealthily obese
you're parents regret conceiving you
you can't do anything right
you're laugh sounds like a flock of dying chickens
you're cooking tastes bad
you have bad posture
no one tells you when you have something in your teeth
you're bad at math
no one remembers your birthday
you can't even spell your own name
but, you have such a beautiful soul

did i spell that right?

one slice
open face
**** the fold
devour!

I will...
so I can ...
so I can ...
so I can ...
so I can ...
so I can die happy