you're slow
you smell bad
you're smile makes people cringe
you're not just fat, your unhealthily obese
you're parents regret conceiving you
you can't do anything right
you're laugh sounds like a flock of dying chickens
you're cooking tastes bad
you have bad posture
no one tells you when you have something in your teeth
you're bad at math
no one remembers your birthday
you can't even spell your own name
but, you have such a beautiful soul