I'm a coupon shopper that's who I am
I shop for bargains and off name brands
Coupons Coupons Coupons Galore
I am the king of the grocery store!
Yet I do not have a queen

Because of my strange shopping spree
I shop for 1 and that 1 is me
Cause no one wants a man that's cheap
but my monthly budget I must keep

But in the back isles early one day
another bargain shopper glanced my way
Off brand purse and rip off shoes
She's a bargain shopper I must conclude

So I went over to where she stood
in the section of the canned goods
as our hands touched reaching for the fruit punch
I surprisingly  said "Do you wanna grab lunch?"