I'm bored ; such a dull, predictable routine. I need change, a thrill, excitement! Let's jump the fence, let's see if the grass is greener on the other side and engage in more adventure than ever before!
Don't you snicker, you really shouldn't laugh. I'll build an empire from just a measley craft. I'll have an army, I'll rule, and I can assure that when I sit on the velvet throne this kingdom will be pure.