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Mar 2014 · 10.9k
Me is HORNY
my velvet member Mar 2014
I get ***** when the wind blows.
I see a ******* walking my member says HELLO!!
My favorite hobbies are *** and skiing.
Why not both give me thrills.
You only live once.
Getting all the *** I can get
and skiing of course.

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