Surgery, surely not?
Botox, why not stop the rot?
Either way, ageing is reversed,
Cuts, stitches and injections all the more,
Before we knock on Heaven's door,
Anything done for perfection,
Why you may ask yourself?
We all cry “Because we fear rejection!”
It's something we must do, we must, we must,
That is, before it's our time to turn to dust!!!

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Great lesson, well taught and gratefully received
For some it was 'boring' so they chose to leave
It seems they could not care for learning the way others do
Crying shame as the lesson was about how to do
Now those who left do not know
The way of the world and how to grow
Others say, never you mind
But, I worry about those being left behind.

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There once was a woman from Sheffield
For whom murderous thoughts abound
Her weapon of choice was an axe to wield
Falling swiftly, her victims fell to the ground
It seemed for long there was no stopping her
Until the Police a link they found
So now she awaits her turn for the rope so tight
So very tight and round.

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