chuck norris can save you
chuck norris can save me
no need to fear, chuck norris is here
help! im stuck in a pit of my own grief
no need to fear, chuck norris is here
help! im dangerously overweight!
no need to fear, chuck norris is here
help! im slightly tired and home is still 2 block away!
no need to fear, chuck norris is here
help! no one respects me!
no need to fear, chuck norris is here
what would happen
if chuck norris were
to disappear?
would anybody remain
to listen to me cry?
would anybody remain
to help me die?
would anybody remain
to make my life
a red carpet walk
straight to heaven?
sometimes, there needs to be problems