I imagine if I tasted like anything
it might be okay at first and then
without warning you would start
coughing, you didn't realize this
orange juice had pulp, you didn't
think this was soy milk, was there
supposed to be peanuts in this? it
wasn't dark chocolate, I promise
I promise
(c) Brooke Otto
I've had this saved in my drafts since November. I didn't like it back then, but I do now.