The story so far,
Is I have this guitar.
It won’t make me money
but it doesn't matter.
She calls me honey.

The history, O’ so much,
Is I have this pitch.
It won’t make me steady
but it keeps her tranced,
yes it’s romance.

Welcome back, back to your past.
The guy you didn’t date,
the story you hadn’t faked.
The dreams of your crush,
the relationships - you hadn’t rushed.

Her name strikes me odd,
Ironic that it gets me.
My love, she doesn’t see.
But it doesn’t matter
She calls me honey.

The catch, is she’s really pretty,
All the guys do see.
But she believes,
in my sweet trance,
Yes it’s romance.

Welcome back, back to your past,
The time on our first date,
you were fashionably late.
the way you completely blushed,
the friendships - you chose to flush.

The story so far,
Is now I am a star.
I make a lot of money
but it doesn’t matter
I am no longer her honey.

The history, O’ so much,
Is I had this hitch.
It made me steady,
conceited in a trance,
without romance.

Welcome back, back to your past.
To memories you wished to last.
Welcome back, back to your fate.
you were fashionably late.

Girls are so stupid,
belief in make-believe and cupid.
they all read the same teen zeens
and flatter talk ‘bout the same celebrities.

Seep through the ignorants for the wise.
falling always for the same players with clever guise.
Then there’s the dumb boys who are treated like flies.
The smart ones ignore girls and put on ties.

Can this get any better?
smootch-stick, cheap-trick,
fun-run, one night stan’,
can’t we make this better?

The girls try on boys like they’re shopping for clothes,
the ladies spend their time being played and strung along.
The boys spend the nights sleeping with new heart-throbs,
While the gentleman finds his wife sleeping aroun’.

Boys are so stupid,
time-spent on getting girls in their bed.
they kiss and tell,
and make-believe all is well.

Seep through the wise for the ignorants.
falling always for the same woman with clever tempts.
then there’s the dumb girls who are treated like *****.
The smart ones ignore the boys and go for the rent.

Can this get any better?
smootch-stick, cheap-trick,
fun-run, one night stan’,
can’t we make this better?

The girls try on boys like they’re shopping for clothes,
the ladies spend their time being played and strung along.
The boys spend the nights sleeping with new heart-throbs,
While the gentleman finds his wife sleeping aroun’.


I am so not stupid,
I can see that I need only bread.
I speak of positive things,
with negative songs I sing.

seep through the patient and find worthy suiteress.
don’t care for the melodrama nor the stress,
sometimes dumb and other times in my unrest.
The smart one is thrown away because he’s a pest.

Can this get any better?
smootch-stick, cheap-trick,
fun-run, one night stan’,
can’t we make this any better?

The girls try on boys like they’re shopping for clothes,
the ladies spend the most time being played and strung along.
The boys spend the nights sleeping with new heart-throbs,
While the gentleman finds his wife sleeping aroun’.

And I keep going forward,
toward,
without a care nor word.

You think I don’t want to write love letters,
but you know I solemnly can be better.
Because age truly matters,
everything but looks truly matters.

I treat you as I do any person,
why did you treat me so ill for no reason?
I can’t get myself over your derision,
Stop treating me as less than a person.

Do not sift through the world,
it will hurt your heart, girl.
take my life sweetie,
have my soul, dearly
Only,
If you stop thinking worldly.

you think I don’t want to watch the sunsets,
but you know I solemnly vow the rest.
because age truly matters,
everything but looks truly matters.

I entreat you as I do a person,
why did you defy me for no good reason?
I don’t understand your derision,
you treat me as less than a person.

Do not sift through the world,
man will hurt you, girl.
Let me have you sweetie.
Offer your soul, dearly.
Only,
I promise to stop thinking shallowly.

Hey there girl I'll take you back
Back to where my life is at
The skies are nothing right now
But, when you’re with me, we'll get oh so loud

chorus: Welcome back
Back to the past
welcome back
to the land of the Rush
Welcome back
Back to the past
To the land of the glory
Where the Rock will always last

Hey there girl the throne is empty
Empty's a one-way ticket to royalty
The forces are in our favour
But, when you’re with me, we'll get oh so much louder

chorus

King and Queen
Ruling the novelty
Side by Side
Scene by Scene
Ridding the poverty

chorus

Hey there girl I'll take you back
Back to the past
Your breath is something right now
But, when you’re with me, we'll get oh so much louder
oh so loud
The Rock will always last

Lost with no where to go,
seeing it isn’t a one man show.
But you know, you’re a star
and you know you can go O’ so far,
because you have one way to go,
and you’ll go far
as a legend of the guitar.

chorus: The drummer beats.
The bass feats,
but the guitar
will make you a star.

With blissful serenity,
You’ll know where to be
with the power of the six strings
you will rise
higher than the starry skies
and you’ll know full well you don’t get far
unless you’re a legend of the guitar.

chorus x2

Makes a reel of the hired fun,
I know I have found somethin’
A way to get out of here
and go to and fro to way up there
The way I starred
as a legend of the guitar.