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Elf Kill Aug 2016
We were partying hearty on a Saturday night
We had drugs, beer, and women
We were doing alright
There was an eight foot **** in the middle of the room
My brother was in back, he was sniffing glue YA!

Reed and Malloy cruising the street
Busting all the criminals that they meet
Making LA safe for the meek
Reed and Malloy they're cruising the street

Reed said to Malloy
We've got to get another drug dealer, boy
That's when they came to my house
They heard all the noise
Reed and Malloy are on my front porch

Knock!, knock!!, knock!!!
This is officers Reed and Malloy
We know you have underage women in there
Drinking and doing LSD
Y'all better come out of there or
You'll find yourself wholly under ARREST!
Here is a fabulously stupid punkish song that has always done well in the mosh pits :- )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vHGniio0PE
Elf Kill Aug 2016
****** about on broken wings
Your dying friends still have their dreams
Service sector robot screams
Rich pigs they buy you golden things

Finding joy in crystal streams
Ocean drowns out all her screams
I suppose it's better than what it seems
No home is safer than where she's been

Eighteen years old and she's my LA *****
I got her off the junk
But I sleep here in her floor
Eighteen years old and she's seen it all
She say's I won't live long, So
Love me now child
Just love me now

Grandpa loved her when she was born
Daddy's dead either or long gone
Social worker lost that file again
She treats her clients just like friends

**** by the dumpster and you won't miss
****** psychiatrist
***** and stabbed are common things
But in the shower she still sings

Eighteen years old and she's seen it all
She say's we won't live long, So
Love me now child
Just love me now
Elf Kill Aug 2016
Take a trip around the world
Never know if you’re a boy of a girl
Too much I said now that’s for sure
Take a trip around the world

Flying high across the sky
Twisted people with demented minds
Electric carpet designs arrive
I was really alive
I was nearly alive

Never mind about what you’ve heard
No time now for the written word
So what if your life’s absurd
You might be from another world

Weird colors at the end of day
The couch is floating in a foreign way
So you think you might come out to play
What would all those creatures say?


Flying high across the sky
Twisted people with demented minds
Electric carpet designs arrive
I was really alive
I was nearly alive
Elf Kill Aug 2016
*******, ya cooperate ****
*******, ya miserable hag
*******, ya think you're hot
*******, you're a total drag.

*******, ya lawyer ****
*******, ya Harvard punk
*******, smell my ****!
*******, you're a total drag.

*******, Mr. one percent
You've got the money, I can’t pay no rent
*******, I've got no beer
*******, get out of here!

We’re gonna drive the highest highway
We’re gonna walk in to the sea
We’re gonna fly into to death sideways
It’s gonna find the real me, the real me

*******, my job is insane
*******, I've got rot in my brains
*******, you think you're hot
*******, you're a total drag.
https://paralonsecurity.bandcamp.com/track/total-drag

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