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Joseph Elward Jul 2018
My buddy told me to take a chance
Internet Dating…You will find Romance
So I joined a Website and to my delight
A girl emailed me… Would you be my Knight

She wrote her username is eab 53
She was searching for a Good Man
She hoped it was me
She longed for a Male Fan

I like Good Conversation, Fine Dining and Champagne
But first you should know I am not into playing games
I won’t let just anyone into my nest
Now I will see if you can pass my test

I emailed her back… Maybe we could meet
I will start by making love to your feet
She must have sensed I was in heat
Her reply was let’s take it slow
Prove to me why you should receive my treat

She attached her photo… I slowly opened her file
To my surprise this woman had beauty, grace and style
She was truly an Elegant Visual Feast
Her Photo awakened my ****** Beast

The next day in the mail a letter came
At last…My poem was to be published
I’m finally in the writing game
The selection committee determined my words were not *******

I celebrated alone all afternoon
Trouble is Orange Juice and ***** turns me into a writing goon
I sent my Amour a loving email
About my desire for her tail

She wrote back Get Lost…Your not worth the cost
That’s the trouble with drink it makes one yearn for the pink
Now my love is lost Goodbye eab53
I felt the Heat now Loves Frost
Joseph Elward Jul 2018
One day I fell into a well of despair
Why God does no one care
Well I am finally at the end of my rope
For me there is no hope

My only sin was looking at the pretty girl
Her face more beautiful than a pearl
Want, Desire, Lust
If only I could have won her trust

I asked her to release me
She smiled and stared
But refused to set me free

Obsessive thoughts way to deep
Mind and soul heartbreak weep
But I now know I will never have her
I fear soon I will be dancing with cadavers

I long for death eternal peace
Only then will this female obsession cease
I was taught it is wrong to take a life
The priest told me to find a wife

So this is the end
The damage I will soon do will never mend
Should I die by gun, noose, bottle or pill
Or take a leap from a high hill

Maybe God will send me a sign
Maybe a Heavenly Angel will throw me a line
Soon my suicide will fill Satan with pride
My Soul in the Lake of Fire will hide
Did Jesus ever Love me I cried

I can't go on like this
This Blonde Temptress
Robbed me of all bliss
Her beauty tormenting my soul my mind
Unholy woman kind

So I slowly put the gun to my head
Soon I will be dead
Good-Bye God
Now I am really going to blow my ***

But wait a voice said
Putting lead in your head will turn your rug red
The only thing that can save your mind and soul
Is to write your way out of this Obsession Hell Hole

God why did you put me down here
At the bottom living in fear
Why must I write of these evil thoughts
The Devil tried but my soul can not be bought

I will not let the demons win
I shall not **** myself it is a sin
So now I will become a writer
Keep writing mental fighter

Even if my written words make no sense
Writing makes the mind less tense

Someday my obsession will be lighter
With Heavenly Help
My future will become brighter

So Dam the Demons
I’m through screaming
God thank you for finally making my mental suffering go away
So I can stay here a little longer and play

And if no one ever reads my words
At least writing has made my mind
As free as a bird
Joseph Elward Jul 2018
One day I fell asleep in my chair
I awoke and a room full of smiling women
Looked at me
With Death’s Stare

I asked myself
Am I dreaming?
What are these women scheming?
I fear my mind these women soon will be reaming

What made me dream this way?
My boss yelled at me today
Too much work stress
My brain abscess
Heart and soul in distress

I heard on TV there are more men than women
Women dying and killed in record numbers
Female Final Slumber

Male Violence
Men creating
Female Silence

I looked back at the Cabal of Ladies
I fear I have a room at
The Hotel Hades

Their smiles gone
The room suddenly burst into flames
The women screamed out in pain
Their anguished cries driving me insane

I fell to my knees
I begged them for a Quick Death
They said after I listen to how they all died
Maybe then I could take my last breath

One was ******
One was beheaded
One was burnt alive
One was strangled
One was led to a cliff and forced to dive
She did not survive

There is no Honor in killing

All the women committed the same sin
Wanting to be free
Male driven Female Genocide for centuries


Still going on
Way too long

All the men swore to love and protect these women
Fathers, Husbands, Brothers, Sons, Friends and Lovers all lied
Allah Cried
Love Denied

Evil dark music filled the room
Flames Rising
Tribal Trance Treat
Tantric Drum Beat
The women danced
I was entranced

Satan and Jesus
Came in the room
They approached the women
And both told The Flock they are
The One
Follow me to Eternal Fun

All the women laughed and turned away
From their Saviour
These women no longer crave
Male Behaviour

Then out of the Flames
I was approached by
The Head Dame
My Dead Mother aflame
Smoldering in front of me


My Beloved Mother said to me
Son you don’t have much time
It’s true you never committed female crime
You never got out of line
Why don’t you write a rhyme

Tell all men of future women yet to come
They need to be free
And will not be Men’s Property

These unborn women will demand to experience life
Free from Male Strife
And be warned
If Male Violence continues against women
And Men refuse to change


Then one day all the women will be gone
They will refuse to be born
Men will no longer be turned on
This will signal
Man’s Final Dawn

— The End —