Didn’t know I had a bite,
hidden and queer,
but the doctor
took a good hard look
said it wasn’t right, awful bad,
might just burn me,
burn me
an eternity.
Said don’t worry,
applying cream once
a week should
keep the hell away.
It had never burned,
but I used the cream,
which began to bug me,
badly
in the dark I’d scratch it,
‘til it bled, ‘til it was
black and
ready to rot
ridden with ****,
I oozed and withered,
but I was so set to
stop the burning.
A friend said it wasn’t
a bite at all, but a
birthmark, covered
in snake oil.
I fired my doctor forever,
quit the cream, and
cleared up
just
like
that.