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Marty Funkhouser
Marty Funkhouser
Feb 2010
Boy from Nantucket
There once was a boy from Nantucket,
who would rob and steal for them duckettes.
One day while ganking a purse,
he ended up on his back in a hearse.
Now Mama crys and wails at church,
while his boys pour 40's from where they perch.
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Marty Funkhouser
Jan 2010
Down in the dumps, long in the face? II
To you I bequeath
a sigh of relief.
So take a seat,
cause I'm about to *****.
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Marty Funkhouser
Jan 2010
Down in the dumps, long in the face?
Your reaction is slow,
eyes are without glow,
mind in a constant row.
No need to wallow,
that the hopes you follow,
are full of holes and hallow.
Some knowledge I'll bequeath,
so sigh some relief,
know that existence is brief.
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Marty Funkhouser
Jan 2010
Ruff Ridin'
Imagine a condition,
labeled a tradition.
Men on a mission,
to slay those who dissin'.
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Marty Funkhouser
Jan 2010
Gas
The vile gas in my ***,
would create a concussive blast.
Similar to the cast,
"Go Squirtle, Hydro Blast!"
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Marty Funkhouser
Jan 2010
Study
Follow the formula right here in this old book,
you you might just be mistook,
for a fool with a mane
and a tongue with no old sayin'
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Marty Funkhouser
Jan 2010
Nature
Nature gives less a
**** plus
Natures got the nuts
and doesnt care to lust
while you hussle and fuss.
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