hey sir hey
i have a once in a lifetime opportunity just for you in mind
how would like you a buy one, get one free deal sir??
i have a feeling you're the right man for this offer
i know you will not refuse after hearing what i have to say.
please sir please
take a look at this beauty, bet you haven't seen one like this
yeah, it's a little rough around the edges
and yeah it has a chip or two on the corners
but the quality is real and has great character
here sir here
put it in your hand sir, see how it fits perfectly in your palm
it's as if it were made just for you
even though it has been through a lot
there's a lot of potential left in it for just the right owner
careful sir careful
it's a very delicate piece, only cared for by the most loyal
take it apart and you'll find something small and insecure
build it up and you'll make something strong and beautiful
but it will be a challenge to maintain
hey sir hey
i did not mean to scare you away, forgive me
the fine print is what i included as an extra bonus
it's better you found out now than later if you became too attached
try not to worry so much sir
please sir please
i would not offer you such a great deal if i wasn't sure
i'm not that kind of girl to give something so precious freely
if i may be so bold to say, there's something about you
makes me believe you're suitable for this offer
here sir here
take it with you everywhere you go sir, it's yours now
there's no fee for this one because there's just one catch sir
once you take it you can never return it
it's yours to keep forever. to nurture forever.
careful sir careful
my heart is only given to the most loyal
take it apart and you'll find me small and insecure
but build it up and you'll make me strong and beautiful
but it will be a challenge to maintain
hey sir, hey