Two boys huddled on a playground:*

One Said:
'I've seen one.
This time when I was a kid,
My cousin was changing in our guest room
I peaked in through a crack in the door
And it was right there reflected in the mirror'

Said the other:*
'Well, in the attic at my
grandfather's house
There is this old black and white photo
Of this big party with lots of people
In the background, and off to the side
The photographer caught one,
But you can only half see it
Peaking behind this woman's dress.'

The coffee bean

up your nose, is also

a raspberry cheeseburger

Walked into the barbershop

The barber had no shoes

I think I stuck that q-tip in a bit too far,

No earwax on the end of it,

Just the memory of my grandmother's face,

and my first day of Kindergarten

The *******

of the Venus statue, get hard

in the cold and the rain

This ****** has ***

For only a buck fifty

'No thanks, I'm okay'

‘Everything is good-’

the waffle house waitress said

‘Except for the things

that I don’t like’.

'Everything is good-'  

The waffle house waitress said

'Except for the things

That I don't like.'

Drunk.
Reading poems.

An elderly couple
slips behind some bookshelves
and start to kiss.

I saw you wearing

Three different pairs of pants

At the same party

Silence was falling with the snow,

The pacific islanders were posting signs
for dinner, and for lunch

Their children were writing songs-

‘A hippo’s hips are wide,
but a swallow’s swallow is soft.’

A large lovely home

Walking distance to nice school

Urban neighborhood

A blond Russian girl

crossing the street, bundled up

sun is melting snow

White duck, black beak-

Walks silent down path, his friend

Black duck, orange beak; behind.

The gentleman died
and left his son with 27 horses.

Will sell to slaughter,
Or give free to nice home

Hello moon in the sky

I know **** all about you

Zen Masters stand in the night

And exclaim ‘Ah! Here I am’

In your presence

sunflower

sinks toward the ground

under a black crow's weight

I am glad
that you are always around
because if you weren't

I would want to be
with somebody else