White duck, black beak-

Walks silent down path, his friend

Black duck, orange beak; behind.

'Everything is good-'  

The waffle house waitress said

'Except for the things

That I don't like.'

I think I stuck that q-tip in a bit too far,

No earwax on the end of it,

Just the memory of my grandmother's face,

and my first day of Kindergarten

I saw you wearing

Three different pairs of pants

At the same party

Hello moon in the sky

I know **** all about you

Zen Masters stand in the night

And exclaim ‘Ah! Here I am’

In your presence

The gentleman died
and left his son with 27 horses.

Will sell to slaughter,
Or give free to nice home

Two boys huddled on a playground:*

One Said:
'I've seen one.
This time when I was a kid,
My cousin was changing in our guest room
I peaked in through a crack in the door
And it was right there reflected in the mirror'

Said the other:*
'Well, in the attic at my
grandfather's house
There is this old black and white photo
Of this big party with lots of people
In the background, and off to the side
The photographer caught one,
But you can only half see it
Peaking behind this woman's dress.'