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M Clement May 2014
I hate farmville
I don't understand why people put up with shovelware
Pay more money to play our game
Pay us more money to do something monotonous
You grew corn
Way to go.
You're a champion.
Thanks for the $1.99
Fertilizer's great right?
Wouldn't you rather create a fake farm
than make one in real life?
Why use blood, sweat, and tears
when you can pay more money
To play a ****** game for years?
Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook prompts; this one: Farmville.
M Clement May 2014
Hands to whiteness
It's a must
I'm sure you know
Dryness
Rub hands together
Focus
Allow the powder to coat every crevice
Crack
Hidey-hole
and wrinkle
Rub 'em together
Cover it all

*Now jump
Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook prompts; this one: gymnast chalk.
M Clement May 2014
I follow your tracks from garden patch
to garden patch
From dirt
to leaf
From leaf to fence
I'm starting to wonder
Where the heck you went
Across the street
Down the alley,
You can motor,
Goodness!
By golly!
Past the dumpster
And by the trash can,
I bet I'll find you,
Little man!

Or woman,
Do you have genders?
I feel like someone has said...

CRUNCH

Uh, whoops...
I guess the snail's dead.
Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook prompts; this one: snail goo.
M Clement May 2014
I have things
I have a lot
I have things
and want not

I have trinkets
Doodads
Splinkets
and furs

Please excuse me,
I don't think
Splinkets's a word

BUT I HAVE THEM
Oh, yes I do.
I have a lot.
What about you?

Greedy Greedy
You call me Greedy
Needy Needy
I call you Needy

You're also a social pariah
How's that, Jebediah?
That's not your name?
OH! The shame!
Good thing I have money
to clear my name.
And just enough to smother yours
O bother,
"Boo you *****."

I am in want of everything
In the need of nothing
What's that?
Oh yes!
Please, pass the stuffing.
Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook prompts; this one: without need.
M Clement May 2014
You store, my friend,
All that I care about.
You and I are not too far from similar... brothers perhaps.
We seem to like the same music
You seem to dig my literature
My writings
My every file
My pics, My loves, hell, even my cookies.
I'm sorry they aren't of the baked variety.
Thanks pal,
I suppose you and I aren't so dissimilar after all.
Now if only I were to become a
disembodied storer of data...
*We'd practically be twins.
Prompts of Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook; this prompt: affinity to the cloud.
M Clement May 2014
There's a funny thing about the world,
About people.
We look for explanations for everything.
There's a reason for this, a reason for that.
I go to because y, and I go fro because x.
And away we all go, due to our overwhelming explanations of all things necessary.
But we forget about the truth regarding the lives we live, the reason for living.
Love
"Love thy neighbor as thyself"
Love thyself as thy neighbor
What more to life is there save for an overwhelming commandment, and a daring example?
Live, Love, Love more
Truly, if we are to do everything out of Love
And Love alone
What room have we to error?
Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook prompts; this one: What it really comes down to.
M Clement May 2014
Chik Fil-A
Let's boldly proclaim, "We hate gay"
While buddhists search for enlightenment

Vishnu for Hindu
And the son of man for them Christians

Mormonism, what are they about?
Pastafarians, twist shout,
But god forbid, don't eat spaghetti...
Creationism for dinner.

COEXIST
Does no one understand that's what's happening?

I suppose the broader point I'm trying to make
With this fine pen
...or keys...

Is that while we all seem to believe one thing
Or another
Our beliefs make up who we are
But maybe, just maybe,
There's more than our surface-level
misunderstandings.
An absolute.

Also:
maybe we should stop treating each other like ****.
Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook, prompts. This prompt: Religiosity shows
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