Take an anti-air gun to my brain
I'm higher than I kite
So put some holes in me before I reach the stars
Gang Wars
Low Drawers
Garage Doors
Storage Wars
Puff/Blow, Click/Clack, Scritch/Scratch
All the sounds made to satisfy cravings
Take another run of this verbal drug
I've heard it's called poetry
I'll pass the pen if you'll
Take a hit with me

Scrap what've been saying,
Let's start over.
I'll be nicer
But you be wiser...

No

That's what I've been saying all along.
That's not really starting over, eh?
All right, really, now.
Let's do this.
I'm sorry
I'm sorry for swearing so often
I'm sorry for never respecting myself
And more than anything, I'm sorry for the downward spiral that I never stop until
It's too late
That's what I'm sorry for.
I'm sorry for my hedonistic tendencies, and I'm sorry that I forget about you
The funny thing about relationships is that they require both people working
...I haven't worked since I was five.
Child labor

Productivity is for the birds
So let's start the pecking order

Zoom like starships, did you know they were meant to fly?
Pop stars tell facts

Let's name my ****
We'll call it Mr. Richard
Too formal?
What about Mr. Pritchard?
I added a "P" at the beginning
P for *****

*******, Freudian holiday
A Holy Day of obligation?
I better stop before I get struck with lightning
Blasphemy
Passed to me
Last of me
Squeeze out every drop

Make sure you swallow
It's rude to talk with your mouth full

Sit down,
Enjoying Jazz in a far away land of California

Smoke in hand
Let's talk scandal
Suit & Tie **** every **** day

I bet you money we could forget tonight
A dollar per shot, we could bet
I'll drink you under the table
Stick a fork in you, I'm done

Love you till I make it pop
You back, your legs, your neck

Grow a pair of Nine Inch Nails
Let's be men, **** it

This music ***** up my thought runs
******* all over paper creates weird art
I need some literary fiber or something

I tried to write a million things yesterday
But instead I almost committed ****** to the nth degree
Tunnel Vision
With a bright light at the end

Spiritual distance in a great cold miss-stance
Dance around poetry like it was flame
I'm trying to make it rain
Native American

Have you ever performed elephant oral?
You'll get it in the trunk

I desire to frolic in land mines
Toxic compatriots desiring little past flesh

I talked like moving my mouth was compulsory
Word *****
Actual *****
Alphabet soup

Teenage mutant ninja hurdles
I think most of us have failed those
Switch my mind from off to on
But you can keep your ***** hose

Destructively productive
In all the things that don't matter

Pope brings glad tidings
Of what the Holy Spirit's after

Let's talk about ***, bay-bee
Let's talk about running free
Let's talk about all the mistakes we've made
Let's talk about Sexually transmitted infections
Let's talk about my music collection

20/20, John Stossel
I don't care if I get your name wrong
Justin Timberlake
Dances through your mind in a man-thong

Thunderous explosions destroying
    Every thought that once existed with purpose