Howls in the night Keep sweet Morpheus at bay Some things just aren't right That ******* cat is having his way With the Neighbor's chihuahua again STUPID CAT! Rats are for EATING, not for making love!
Ah, youth, were hast thou fled? It seems to me only yesterday that I was dodging the draft in WWII. Where was I? Oh, yeah. Someone's buggered off with My false teeth. It's that f*cking cat again.