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One time I blew a homeless guy
Thinking he'd share his junk.
Oh, ****...
I just got the joke.
Howls in the night
Keep sweet Morpheus at bay
Some things just aren't right
That ******* cat is having his way
With the Neighbor's chihuahua again
STUPID CAT!
Rats are for EATING, not for making love!
Ah, youth, were hast thou fled?
It seems to me only yesterday that
I was dodging the draft in WWII.
Where was I?
Oh, yeah.  Someone's buggered off with
My false teeth.
It's that f*cking cat again.

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