Please go the kitchen
Take a knife
Not too sharp, not too large
The one that shines the most
In your right hand
Grip it softly
A thumb on the blunt side
Keep your left hand in front
Palms facing upwards
See that nobody’s looking
Remember your mother
Remember your mother
Just once remember
How she used to see
How you used to see
You’ll do it yourself now
Hold your breath
A hard swing wont work
It won’t cut, it’ll smash
The red spill on the floor won’t matter
Trust me, it won’t matter
Once you’re done, you’ll be at peace
Yeah, you’ll heave a sigh of relief
Now DO IT!
DO IT NOW!!
CUT THAT TOMATO!
You’re gonna make me some Pasta!! :-)