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                  ­            The Pastor Who Pinched my Walkman

He was on television receiving an award
Community service to marginalized youth
And chairman of a committee of community pastors
For the promotion of community somethings

I remembered him from the fifth period
He was a funny kid when term began
By May his eyes had narrowed and his smile was gone
So was my Walkman, but I wished him well

When after a few more years he was sentenced to prison
It wasn’t for pinching somebody’s Walkman
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                           Dreams Blown Apart at 60,000 Feet

Spiraling down from the empyrean blue
Like a gutter-flung cigarette stub
Or a vapor trail over winter fields
Dreams blown apart at 60,000 feet

A spy balloon cannot compete with love
In its ascent to impossible heights
An unexpected launch
                                                                          a sudden death
A fallen mystery lost among the ice

That brief encounter in the turn of a dance
Shot down with only her disapproving glance
Feb 2023 · 69
Does the Moon Write Back?
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                                    Does the Moon Write Back?

Sometimes I wonder: does the moon ever write
A poem about me or you?
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                           Everybody Writes a Poem About the Moon

Everybody writes about the moon
Often trying to force a balky rhyme
Along the continuum of spoon and croon
Which just won’t fill the bill, the quill, or the time

But the moon is there, whether we write or not
Silver and cool, beyond our scribbled praise
In contrast to the sun, golden and hot
Promoting himself through all of summer’s days

Everybody writes about the moon
Who in her being is all the rhyme we need
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                             That Chinese Spy Balloon

                       “Number Six is dead. Rover got him.”

                            -Patrick McGoohan’s The Prisoner

A spy balloon lurks over Montana
And nobody seems to know what to do
Against the intruder Top Guns launch themselves
But only circle around it piteously

They slink away, intimidated by a balloon
That takes its pictures and samples with insolence
Unmenaced by our Merovingian regime
Generals bemedaled like Russian doormen

Our leaders stumble over each other’s gaffes
While in Shanghai the Politburo laughs
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                  ­            “Remarkably Like Any Other Place”

                                                     For Tod

                                        Who is in assisted living
                                        Assisting others in living

Rich: This is an awful place.

More: Except it’s keeping me from you, my dears, it’s not so bad. Remarkably like any other place.

Alice: It drips!

More: Yes. Too near the river.

                         -Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons

Life is a pilgrimage from cell to cell:
The bedroom of one’s childhood, the college dorm
The noisy barracks, merry in spite of all
Eighty conscript soldiers bunked out in rows

The marriage home set forth among trees and grass
A comfortable chair with a lamp and books
The office with its official desks and files
And Sunday liturgies in an accustomed pew

All these are now condensed into a cell
Where God has chosen to live and wait with you
(I suppose I'd better clarify that my friend Tod sees his room as a monastic cell, not a prison cell.)
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                             That Chinese Spy Balloon

                       “Number Six is dead. Rover got him.”

                            -Patrick McGoohan’s The Prisoner

A spy balloon lurks over Montana
And nobody seems to know what to do
Against the intruder Top Guns launch themselves
But only circle around it piteously

They slink away, intimidated by a balloon
That takes its pictures and samples with insolence
Unmenaced by our Merovingian regime
Generals bemedaled like Russian doormen

Our leaders stumble over each other’s gaffes
While in Shanghai the Politburo laughs
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                                        A White-Space Ripoff

If you purchase this volume as a notebook with a few piquant aphorisms already scribbled here and there on its pages you will have some value for your $26 (now under $20 via amazon).  If you buy it as a volume of poetry you will delight in many of those brief witticisms but as a whole might be disappointed that Mr. Collins and Random House have your money and you have lots of wasted wood pulp.
Feb 2023 · 245
El Camino Real de los Tejas
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                                  El Camino Real de los Tejas

A WPA highway crumbling in the sun
Oriented west where dreams disappear
Among the beer cans and the cinder blocks:
El Camino Real de los Tejas

Sharing a joint, throwing rocks at snakes
Where the Santa Fe tracks used to run
Now there’s not even a bus out of town:
El Camino Real de los Tejas

They don’t even know that they’re the sons of kings:
In exile along El Camino Real
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                  ­       Appropriating Babushkas from the Orthodox

                        (upon the first Sunday home from the hospital)

A babushka badly in need of a hearing aid
Asked me if I would sub for the missing lector
I apologetically said I really didn’t feel up to it
And would she please ask somebody else.

I tracked her progress back to the narthex by sound:

“HE SAYS HE DON’T WANNA HE’S SICK!”  “HE SAYS HE DON’T WANNA HE’S SICK!” “HE SAYS HE DON’T WANNA HE’S SICK!” “HE SAYS HE DON’T WANNA HE’S SICK!” “HE SAYS HE DON’T WANNA HE’S SICK!”  “HE SAYS HE DON’T WANNA HE’S SICK!” “HE SAYS HE DON’T WANNA HE’S SICK!” “HE SAYS HE DON’T WANNA HE’S SICK!”

But it’s all good; God gives us babushkas
To show us that the Faith, like the babushkas

Will never go away
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                                The Senate Protects Us from Evil

Russian ships creep up upon our coasts
Armed with tsircon missiles to make us ghosts

Police gangs “serve and protect” with beatings and scars
Anonymous in hoodies and unmarked cars

Each self-appointed Grand Inquisitor looks
Through school and public libraries for ***** books

The poor can’t afford to buy meat, bread, and eggs
And so
Congress investigates Taylor Swift’s…tickets
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                                        T­he Road Not Taken – Or Was It?


                                            In Memoriam (Easter, 1915)

                   The flowers left thick at nightfall in the wood
                   This Eastertide call into mind the men,
                   Now far from home, who, with their sweethearts, should
                   Have gathered them and will do never again.

                                                     -Edward Thomas

Those of us of a certain age (cough) remember the dim, blue-ish television images of Robert Frost reciting from memory his short poem “The Gift Outright” at the inauguration of President Kennedy. Because of the wind and the glaring winter sunlight Frost could not read the poem he had written for the occasion and so made a quick save with an older one he knew by heart.

“The Gift Outright” would now be condemned as imperialist, colonialist, and all the other usual “ist” suspects if anyone read poetry at all, so it’s safe enough. Indeed, in an arc from Mexico City to Ottawa via Washington the idea of any North American carrying a book is now as unthinkable as Odysseus carrying the Winnowing Oar as directed by Tiresius.

But it was not always so. For most of history literature was poetry; prose was for recording facts and shopping lists. When you read through what is dismissed as Victorian parlour poetry you can see that although the sentiments are often mawkish the technical skills of ordinary people in their letters and notebooks are also very highly developed.

The First World War created such a crisis of culture and a failure of hope that although well-written work continued for a generation as a sort of existential  brenschluss, poetry after Frost is often little more than self-pitying, self-referential free verse that connects only with whether or not the writer’s feelings have been hurt today or if he (the pronoun is gender-neutral) has had a satisfactory bowel movement lately.

In 1912-1915 Robert Frost’s metaphorical road took him to England where he hoped to develop a career as a poet. He became great friends with the successful travel writer, Edward Thomas, who encouraged him and made some useful introductions that indeed began making Frost famous.

Frost admired Thomas’ descriptive travel essays and encouraged him to render some of his work as verse.

In 1915 Frost returned to America and Thomas remained in England undecided as to whether to follow Frost and continue his career in the U.S.A. or, at 36, to join the British Army.  When Frost published “The Road Not Taken,” Thomas, thinking the poem a criticism of his well-known indecision in most matters, enlisted, and was killed in action in 1917.

Indeed, the poem may have been nothing more than a little joke based on the fact that Frost and Thomas, who loved hiking, often really did argue about what trail or road they should take.

As for “The Road Not Taken,” it is very much alive and the subject of badly-written undergraduate essays beginning with the ever-useless, “In my opinion…”

An acquaintance reminds me that even a very young reader understands “The Road Not Taken” on levels, but that an older reader, looking back upon the decisions he has made in life, truly feels it.

Most of the poems of Frost are as fresh and relevant now as they were in the last century, and worth a re-read without the unholy inquisition of some tiresome English teacher asking you what a line means when it’s darned obvious what the line means.

Just don’t read in public; people will stare at you.

-30-
COLLECTED POEMS, Edward Thomas, (Penguin)
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                  ­    Corporal Karamazov Flies Home from the War

                                           “Which war?”

                            “Your war – there’s always a war.”

Every young reader sees Alyosha in himself
A sensitive mystic, misunderstood by most
Questing for an answer to a question unasked
Politely shown the door by Father Zosima

As Old Karamazov? Impossible
53 is an age of antiquity
As Dimitri, Ivan, and Smerdyakov?
They are unable to sort out themselves

Lost in thought in a contract airline seat:

A 22-year-old just two days off the line
A patriarchal colonialist ideologue
Jan 2023 · 108
Memphian Lamentation
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                                              Memphian Lamentation

Let us not point to the blood in the street
As if the ****** were somebody else’s fault
As if the narrative belonged on a screen
As if we can be healed with a channel change

Let us instead look within our fatal selves
With every resentment validating the Fall of Man
With every snub murdering Abel again
With every lie sentencing Christ to death

Let us not point to the blood in the street:
We are all Pontius Pilate, washing our hands
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               A Student Does Not Repose in a Passive State of Being

A student is not in a passive state of being
But is rather a soul-probing projectile
Penetrating the wisdom of centuries
And coming out on the other side

Still curious, but a meteor now
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                  ­  Time is a Falling Leaf (Battery not Included)

A child and a puppy playing on the lawn
Tumbling through soft grass in the bliss of June
We joy in their celebration of life
Everything is new
                    Except that it isn’t

An old man and a dog dozing in a chair
Dreaming of their youth in the bliss of June
We joy in their celebration of life
Everything is old
                     Except that it isn’t

Time is a falling leaf
                    Except that it isn’t
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         Waiting in a Medical Office Parking Lot on a Stormy Day

Green street signs vibrate in the shifting winds
Oh, gosh, lady, hang on to that little child!
“If this van is rockin’ don’t come a-knockin’”
Okay, but a shiny new Subaru?
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A tuppence for your hopes and dreams
A florin for flowers for your hair
A sixpence for some seven sunbeams
A half-crown for a comfy fireside chair
Jan 2023 · 217
A Field Guide to Fields
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                                          A Field Guide to Fields

Watermelons, sunflowers, field corn, sweet corn
Sweet potatoes, green peas, butterbeans, squash
Cabbages, purplehulls, lettuces in rows
And across the fence, red clover in glorious clouds

But the most glorious field is in midsummer hay
Green-dancing beneath the benevolent sun
Crosstracked by beagles, terrapins, foxes, and rabbits
And little boys off to the fishing hole

Those little paths across farm fields, you know
Lead to happy memories of the long-ago
I grew up on a farm in situational poverty. I hated the work. I hated the poverty. I will never own any animal larger than a beagle or work a piece of land larger than a small vegetable garden. But I am so grateful for my youth.
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                  ­        An Amazon Driver with Skull Earrings

No, of course he’s not an Amazon; he’s a man
Navigating a big ol’ delivery truck through life
Ferrying to addresses this side of the Styx
Brown pasteboard boxes and white plastic envelopes

I wanted to ask him about his goal in life
But he was in a hurry to turn around
And continue his rowing, so I thanked him
And he thanked me, and I don’t know his dream

A man with skull earrings and muscled arms -
I hope he’s steering toward a happier shore
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                 When the Farmer’s Daughter was Late for School

She was a petite and delicate child
And studious, her work among the best
Beloved of her classmates for her demeanor mild
And all of us who knew her felt ourselves blessed

One day she was late, which had never happened before
There was ‘flu going ‘round – had she caught a chill?
Breathlessly she appeared at the classroom door
I was worried, and asked if she were ill

She smiled most sweetly, and shook her curly head:
“We been busy castratin’ hawgs,” she said
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The Axis of Petulance
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                                        The Axis of Petulance

The North Pole and the South Pole refused to speak –
They accused each other of being polarizing
Jan 2023 · 146
A Village for Our Exile
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                                          A Village for Our Exile

Far is that City of God for which we hope
Here the cities of man in which we live
Glorious, but still only refugee camps:
Constantinople, Athens, London, Rome

Give us for our exile a village instead
A pub, a library, a shop, a little school
Cows and sheep grazing on the grass of the commons
A hay wain lumbering through the summer stream

Draught horses drinking from the little rill
In the ford below the slow-clacking mill

(Cf. John Constable, “The Hay Wain”)
(Cf. John Constable, “The Hay Wain”)
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                  ­                         Subverting Poetic Convention

Given that the convention
Is to subvert convention
Then to subvert convention
Is to follow convention

Or we could craft poetry
With honesty and wit
And as for convention
Give not a thought to it
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        Sinners in the Hands of an Angry Moderated Commentator

How comforting to know that at the end of this plod
Despite each fault and flaw and fall and fail
We will be judged by our loving God
And not by the readers of the Daily Mail

(Cf. “Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God,” Jonathan Edwards)
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                                            An Accident in the Scriptorium

One of the monks fainted, and bruised his head;
“This copier is broken,” Brother Armarian said
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                       The Machine Pauses (and then Restarts)

Within a Dark-Lit Egg

Mechanical Air
Mechanical Light
Electronic Beepings
Procrustes is a Short, Bitter Man Who Doesn’t Like Anyone

Mechanical Air
On the day Papa Benedict died
I lived
And so prayed with him
As the electronics beeped in the new year

Mechanical Light
A crucifix on the wall faded away
And gas was silent in a tube
And when the haze was gone
The crucifix was still there

Electronic Beepings
BeepBEEPBEEPBLEEP beep                 beep
beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep
I turned to my wristwatch
But it was dead

Procrustes is a Short, Bitter Man Who Doesn’t Like Anyone
Tubes in both arms, and arms must not be bent
Hard plastic bubbles beneath weary sheets
A plastic paddle of obscure call buttons
There is no time within no time

All made better

Heilige Elisabeth von Thuringen
And those who serve with her
Quiet voices beyond the door, beside the bed
Soft footfalls hastening to come to us
With baskets from the Lord’s table



(Cf. The Machine Stops, E.M. Forster)
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               We Haven’t Had to Bury Anyone in the Garden

Hands shivering while insulating the pipes
Extra cover and food for the animals
Antifreeze for the car; are the neighbors okay
Some of the store shelves are empty, but we’ll make do

We have a generator if the power fails
And lots of wood for the stove in the den
A good camp stove and a coffee ***
A roof over our heads and intact walls

Because we’re on this side of the ocean
No gunfire, air-raid warnings, or bombs
Dec 2022 · 174
A Komboskini for Christmas
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                          A Komboskini for Christmas

For Christmas I gave my friend a komboskini
The seller said it was made on Mount Athos
Though I in my modern cynicism suggested Shanghai
But I might have been wrong
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                                      Here May You See the Tyrant

                     And live to be the show and gaze o’ th’ time.
                     We’ll have thee, as our rarer monsters are,
                     Painted upon a pole, and underwrit
                    “Here may you see the tyrant.”

                                        -Macbeth V.viii.28-31

Once upon a time he strutted across the stage
Peering into a cauldron presented to him
And stirring it about for a viler taste
Soul-sickness for sale from a poisoned chalice

But now he lurks in his dime-store Dunsinane
Conjuring magic baubles that do not exist
Comic-book ikons of himself for sale
To sucker the intellectually innocent

He cannot admit that his life was a lie
A non-fungible token to its end
Mr. Trump and his NFTs
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                                     ­    Children Following the Star
                                               on Christmas Eve

                                              For Jack and Cate

                               Who aren’t exactly children now
                               Except to us old folks who love them

      Good children dress warmly to watch for the star
      The star of Bethlehem, the shepherds’ star
      The star of the magi, true-guiding star
      And more than all of these, the children’s star

      If children fall asleep during the royal night
      It is fitting and just; they wait for the Light -
      The star has led them in its arcing flight
      To worship God in Christmas’ ancient rite

      Then home to a late supper, and so to their beds -
      The Infant Jesus blesses our dear little sleepyheads!
Dec 2022 · 134
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                                A London That Never Was

The London of Boswell never truly was
And yet it is the truest London of all:
Coffee at The Turk’s Head, beer at The Mitre
Not much minding either bishops or Turks

A pipe and a pint with Johnson and the greats:
Oliver Goldsmith, Reynolds and Garrick
Hester Thrale, and Boswell, of course
Books and papers and arguments and poems

If we are going to visit London someday
We had better visit Boswell and Johnson first
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A London That Never Was
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                                  A London That Never Was

The London of Boswell never truly was
And yet it is the truest London of all:
Coffee at The Turk’s Head, beer at The Mitre
Not much minding either bishops or Turks

A pipe and a pint with Johnson and the greats:
Oliver Goldsmith, Reynolds and Garrick
Hester Thrale, and Boswell, of course
Books and papers and arguments and poems

If we are going to visit London someday
We had better visit Boswell and Johnson first
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                  Why Should I Always Fly with a Tennis Ball?

The ad is served like a tennis ball
Across the net and just out of bounds
A tennis ball wouldn’t hog the armrest
But I’d much rather travel with a friend

You, perhaps, if you bring along a book
Or maybe a crossword, but not a video game
We could look up from the page and ask
The attendant for a *** of tea for two

Traveling with you would be ever so grand
Because
A tennis ball could never hold your hand
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              Universal All-Purpose InterGossip Post Response
                       for The Year of Our Daily Mail 2022

Tinder box iconic cannon fodder
iconic clown show iconic clown circus
iconic clown car iconic clown train
iconic absolute clown show train iconic
he didn’t get the memo iconic
you had one job iconic I have no words
iconic new and selected iconic
subvert iconic at its best iconic
I’m getting the popcorn iconic much
iconic subversive iconic witch hunt
iconic fairy tale wedding iconic
unsung iconic what could possibly go wrong
iconic there, there fixed it for you iconic
FACT I’ll wait iconic oh, wait iconic
snake-oil salesman iconic taking the world
by storm iconic all aboard the crazy train
iconic you could google it iconic
tightknit community iconic worst
case scenario iconic Tinder box
iconic cannon fodder iconic
he didn’t get the memo iconic
you had one job iconic I have no words
iconic new and selected iconic
subvert iconic at its best iconic
much iconic subversive iconic
witch hunt iconic fairy tale wedding
iconic unsung iconic what could
possibly go wrong iconic there,
fixed it for you iconic FACT iconic
I’ll wait iconic oh, wait iconic
snake oil salesman iconic taking the world
by storm iconic you could google it
iconic tightknit community iconic
worst case scenario iconic end of
iconic quelle surprise iconic wheelhouse
iconic dog and pony show iconic
iconic in the crosshairs iconic
jaw dropping iconic supply chain iconic
decolonize iconic post-colonial
iconic neo-colonial iconic
just dropped iconic unshackled writers
iconic quagmire iconic not out of the woods
just wow iconic facepalm iconic
LOL iconic pulled out all the stops
iconic systematic racism iconic
systemic racism iconic structural
racism iconic RINO iconic
Demoncrat iconic Republicrap
iconic bombshell iconic game changer
iconic wow iconic just wow iconic
end of story iconic tight knit iconic
field day iconic perfect storm iconic
winter wonderland iconic
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                              Setting a Cat Among the Pigeons

After two months
I filed a complaint with the insurance company
After four months
I filed a complaint with the state insurance board

Neither the cat nor the pigeons are much moved
Except to disapprove of me for noticing

That nothing much has moved
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                          The Decline of the British Empire

Whatever happens
We have got
Shakespeare and Milton
And they have not

But this is what
They have got:
A strong economy
And we have not

(Based on a bit of 19th century triumphalist doggerel, attributed to Hilaire Belloc and others, about the Maxim gun. And let The People shout, “Decolonize these lines!”)
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           The Objective Correlative of the Construction Trades

A builder takes a vision of a surface
A vision of place, stability, and horizon
Connections between a bookcase and a window
Smooth transitions from sitting room to bath

And pours them all out as concrete indeed
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           The Cat as an Argument Against the Concept of Evolution

On the sixth day God made the animals
The cat generally disapproved of the others
And in a superior fashion licked its paws
In the springtime shade of the very first oak

The very first cat looked upon the very first bird

And ate it

                    And the cat said that the bird was good
Chewy in musculature and crunchy in bone

Then when the Creator rebuked the cat
The cat ignored Him
And in a superior fashion licked its paws
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                                       What WE Did in the War

                               For all those Keyboard Commandos
                               Who Can Quote Every Line in Patton

You talk about what WE did in World War Two -
Well, I wasn’t there, and neither were you
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                               A Row of Missals on the Chimneypiece

Those inexpensive missals, all in a row
Upon the chimneypiece of their little home
Each with its ribbons in orderly place
Like children in line for the Eucharist

I envied my friend for his family’s faith
The daily liturgies of a Catholic home
Rhythms and usages giving order to life -
They are all gone now, dead or dispersed

And in a garage sale some fifty years on
I found his missal, ribbons still in place
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The Unemployed Second-Amendment Carpenter Looking for Work

“I have five ARs to support,” said he
Without the merest hint of irony
Dec 2022 · 133
Trial by Twitter
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                                     ­             Trial by Twitter

                     “…why torture ourselves in order to hurt others?”

                                    -Dag Hammarskjold, Markings

We have made ourselves a surveillance state
Eager to be approved
Fearful of being judged
We the accused must not presume to think

We impeach ourselves daily on their screens
(The screens are hardly ours)
Accusing ourselves of sin
Against the loving terror of the Now

But as for a torch and a Phrygian hat –
Is there an app for any of that?
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                                    N­­egotiating Toilet Paper

The escort carried three rolls of toilet paper
As she walked me to the classroom area
One each for Dorm A, Dorm B, and the guards
Some fellows walked casually along the path

“And you guys know how to walk single-file”

“Yes, ma’am”

“Yes, ma’am”

“Sure thing, ma’am”

And thus in silence they formed that single-file

“One roll of toilet paper per prisoner per week
Sometimes it’s just not enough,” she said
“We had a meeting on it; I told the guys
Sometimes administration just doesn’t get it”

Dignity, like treaties, can be broken
In many ways
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               Carpenters, Electricians, Plumbers, and Pom-Poms

And sometimes I hear
Professional craftsmen gossiping
Like cheerleader sponsors
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                     Cats, Mice, and Inter-Species Violence

                Inspired by Kirk Briggs’ thoughts on eye surgery
                                        (It’s complicated)

I have cats and mice
The mice don’t need surgery
But the cats insist
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                                    N­egotiating Toilet Paper

The escort carried three rolls of toilet paper
As she walked me to the classroom area
One each for Dorm A, Dorm B, and the guards
Some fellows walked casually along the path

“And you guys know how to walk single-file”

“Yes, ma’am”

“Yes, ma’am”

“Sure thing, ma’am”

And thus in silence they formed that single-file

“One roll of toilet paper per prisoner per week
Sometimes it’s just not enough,” she said
“We had a meeting on it; I told the guys
Sometimes administration just doesn’t get it”

Dignity, like treaties, can be broken
In many ways

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The Cataracts of the Nile
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                                     The Cataracts of the Nile

Obscure and opaque
But surely there are in Egypt
Ophthalmologists
Yes, I've done better. We've ALL done better.
Dec 2022 · 82
Navigating the Rules
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                                     ­   Navigating the Rules

                        Everything not forbidden is compulsory

                           -T. H. White, The Book of Merlyn

The rules are immutable and absolute
Except when they’re not. The rules this week
Are whatever the powerful might say -
Questions are a burden; simply obey

Accept that whatever you think is wrong
To the truculent who disapprove of you
For you are outdated, a relic, a prat
And you are wicked to disagree with that

Anything in your defense that you might urge
Is now a forbidden ism subject to purge
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Negotiating Toilet Paper
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                                    Negotiating Toilet Paper

The escort carried three rolls of toilet paper
As she walked me to the classroom area
One each for Dorm A, Dorm B, and the guards
Some fellows walked casually along the path

“And you guys know how to walk single-file”

“Yes, ma’am”

“Yes, ma’am”

“Sure thing, ma’am”

And thus in silence they formed that single-file

“One roll of toilet paper per prisoner per week
Sometimes it’s just not enough,” she said
“We had a meeting on it; I told the guys
Sometimes administration just doesn’t get it”

Dignity, like treaties, can be broken
In many ways
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