Lawrence Hall
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Dispatches for the Colonial Office
Beowulf Presents Himself for a Job Interview
Their leader answered him, Beowulf unlocking
Words from deep in his breast:
We are Geats.
Men who follow Higlac. My Father
Was a famous soldier, known far and wide…
-Beowulf, Burton Raffel translation
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