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Lawrence Hall May 2024
Lawrence Hall, HSG
Mhall46184@aol.com

   Maybe my Long-Overdue Lawn Chairs are Aboard New Shepard

Upon checking I can see that the item is not shipped yet because of error. If you would like I can cancel it and help with refund so that you can reorder it. I will also raise a complain regarding this to the internal team and we will make sure to not happen this again. May I know whether your okay with this option, please? I can see that it gets stuck before its shipped Yes the chair will be sent to you please don't worry Lawrence 10:00 PMTop of Form Yes the chair will be sent to you please don't worry Lawrence Escalation successfully submitted Yes I can understand your concern Here are the information about the ticket What's the subject of the ticket? Shipment Stuck, date Passed/not delivered MarketPlace: ATVPDKIKX0DER Asin: B07NVT5DNK Type of request: Customer requesting shipping of order ShipmentID: Shipment has not generated Missed EDD? date Passed/not delivered Cancellation Request: No Shall I create a ticket for this order?
Lawrence Hall May 2024
Lawrence Hall, HSG
Mhall46184@aol.com

                                          A Rose of Chambray

                                     Cf. Shakespeare, Sonnet 54

Comparisons to a rose are common, even trite
The Elizabethans seemed to write with rose perfume
White roses for purity, red for desire
Innocent petals, Macbethian thorns

How, then, roses for you, rockin’ your jeans
And an old chambray shirt, barefoot at the easel
With a bouquet of artists’ brushes in your hand
And your brow furrowed with creativity

I give you a perfect rose anyway

Comparisons to a rose are common, even trite
But with you the comparisons are exactly right
Meme-ing from Sonnet 54
Lawrence Hall May 2024
Lawrence Hall, HSG
Mhall46184@aol.com

                          Ode on a Dark and Silent Electric Meter

                                For a Secretive Power Company

The Power is Out
That is all ye know
And all ye need to know

(as Keats did not say)
Lawrence Hall May 2024
Lawrence Hall, HSG
Mhall46184@aol.com

                    I Might Compare You with Helen or Adonis

                                     Cf. Shakespeare, Sonnet 53

I might compare you with Helen or Adonis
Or yet some other bright-marbled Hellene
An Aegean deity perfected to rule forever
Over that sea where the sunset kisses the stars

I might compare you with those Aegean winds
Who whisper warriors home to their lovers’ beds
Sailors to sea, philosophers to their pens
And all to sing the eternal verities

I might compare you with Helen or Adonis
But they would defer to your majesty
Meme-ing from Shakespeare Sonnet 53
Lawrence Hall May 2024
Lawrence Hall, HSG
Mhall46184@aol.com

                There are Treasures and Keys, But not Like These

                                     Cf. Shakespeare, Sonnet 52

We are a pair of diamond rings, you and I
Rare treasures sometimes hidden in a chest
And sometimes sparkling on each other’s hand
As though to dazzle the world with our full-hot fire

We are a pair of diamond rings, you and I
Odd bits of carbon firmed and formed by pain
By pressure pushing us into completion
And by our power we made our love victorious

We are a pair of diamond rings, you and I -
Others can only envious us,
                                                              an­d sigh
Meme-ing from Shakespeare, Sonnet 52
Lawrence Hall May 2024
Lawrence Hall, HSG
Mhall46184@aol.com

                              The Heirs of the Heirs of Stalin


                   But how remove Stalin’s heirs from Stalin!

                          -Yevtushenko, “The Heirs of Stalin”


The heirs of the heirs of Stalin

Fat boys fly Come and Take It flags on their cheeseburgers
Their double cheeseburgers with fat fistfuls of freedom fries
John Wayne-ing lines from Fort Apache and The Green Berets
Taking their orders from QAnon and Fox

The heirs of the heirs of Stalin

Beefcake their *** toys in 5.56
They love the man who threatens their lives and wives
They kneel and grovel to him; they would ****** for him
Moulder in prison for him – and he would never notice them

The heirs of the heirs of Stalin

Whoop that their Leader is anointed of Jesus, that he saves
(His limousine will rumble over their poor graves)
Lawrence Hall May 2024
Lawrence Hall, HSG
Mhall46184@aol.com

                     Mr. Biden and Mr. Trump Schedule a Debate

                   “No, sir, I do not bite my dentures at you, sir;
                     but I bite my dentures, sir.”

               -as a brawler in Romeo and Juliet I.i.57 does not say

Neither man is a coherent talker -
This might end as combat by walker
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